Hello there. So this months offering is based around the self styled health guru Sarah Wilson’s “I Quit Sugar”. I’d like to say upfront that I’m not against the idea of quitting processed sugar per se, it seems like a particularly good idea to not eat foods with lots of hidden sugar like cereals and canned/packet foods so keep that in mind when I start my cray cray rants. The rants will generally be focussed on the utter crap that this ninny spouts!!! After just reading the introduction I was overwhelmed by sadness that I’d just contributed $25 to her accounts so she can continue to take pictures of herself with a bicycle and a Byron Bay calico shopping bag. I’ll give you a taster today of some of her pronouncements…..
“I’ve never eaten a krispy kreme donut and ice cream bores me” – (wtf who doesn’t like ice-cream. Losers. That’s who.)
“What started as an experiment soon became a way of life, then a campaign to alert others to the HEALTH DANGERS OF SUGAR”
“This book is about losing weight and getting well”
“Gwyneth Paltrow kindly shared this recipe with me…”
Wanna vomit yet? I do. Looks like I’ll lose weight here, by not keeping my dinner down. Anyway, I’m committed for a month to the cult of Sarah, better buy some malt syrup.